Bananas! Empire Edition

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1000

Power-up
Increases the number of bananas accrued per click.

Banana Tree
A banana tree produces 1 banana every second.

100

Monkey
A monkey picks 5 bananas per second.

1000

Banana Farm
A banana farm yields 20 bananas per second.

10000

Banana Boat
Import bananas from other farmers! Each boat brings 100 bananas per second.

100000

Rare Banana Tree
These rare specimens of banana tree yield 500 bananas per second.

Banana Wizard
These wizards have trained for years to summon 3000 bananas per second.

50M

Rare Banana Tree Farm
Somehow, enough rare banana trees were gathered to create a farm, outputting 100000 bananas per second.

2.5B

Banana Factory
The Industrial Revolution bestowed upon us factories, which each produce 4 million bananas per second.

75B

Banana Beam
Beam in some bananas from other planets! Each high-tech beam can bring 90 million bananas every second.

1.5T

Banana Centrifuge
Spinning together the organic components needed, the banana centrifuge produces 1.6 billion bananas per second.

25T

Banana Research Lab
Here, we research the latest and greatest ways to create bananas. And we also create a cool 25 billion bananas per second.

400T

Banana Transmutation
Is it magic? Or science, perhaps? Either way, each of these bad boys lets you transmutate 360 billion bananas every second.

6Qa

Banana Coil
E = mc². That monumental discovery allowed us to turn energy to mass, in the form of bananas. Each coil generates 4.9 trillion bananas per second using energy from nearby nuclear reactors.

85Qa

Quantum Banana Generation
Using quantum mechanics, we've learned how to tear apart the fabric of spacetime. What comes out is quite delicious: 64 trillion bananas per second, fresh from a gaping hole in the space-time continuum.

1.25Qi

Banana Time Machine
Let us go back to the past, the best of times, the worst of times. To a land before time, perhaps. And let's go get some bananas from the past before they're eaten! Produces 810 trillion bananas per second.

100Qi

The Banana God
Summon Peelout, the father of the Bananic Gods, revered and hailed by all. Or summon his posse, if he wasn't enough for you. Each god produces 1 quintillion bananas per second with their divine powers. Go bananas!

Gambles

Small Gamble
Try your luck! Wager 1% of your current bananas for the chance to win!

Medium Gamble
Try your luck! Wager 5% of your current bananas for the chance to win!

Large Gamble
Try your luck! Wager 10% of your current bananas for the chance to win!

Super-Size Gamble
Try your luck! Wager 25% of your current bananas for the chance to win!

Las Vegas Gamble
Try your luck! Wager 50% of your current bananas for the chance to win!

Ultimate Gamble
Try your luck! Wager all of your current bananas for the chance to win!

Black Market

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0 boats.
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0 wizards.
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0 coils.
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0 quantum generators.
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0 time machines.
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You've made 0 purchases, totaling 0 bananas.
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Bananas! Empire Edition: Remastered
©2020 Andrew Wang, Bananas R&D

Credits

Bananas! Empire Edition: Remastered was written in HTML, CSS, and JS. Inspirational credits go to Orteil for the creation of Cookie Clicker. This game is based off of Bananas! Empire Edition, which can be found here. Bananas! Empire Edition is based off of Bananas!, a project by Penton1753 on Scratch, which can be found here.

This game was petitioned by Dalton C. and Reed K., and gained over 17 signatures.

Concept, Direction, Programming, Music, and Graphics: Andrew Wang

Head of Composition: Dalton C.

Head of Graphics Design: Reed K.

Testing and Feedback by Andrew Wang, Dalton C., Reed K., J. Willem B.V.T., and Jon.

Dedicated to Shion K.

Thank you, player, for playing.

"Crinoline Dreams" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Bossa Nova Elevator": www.bensound.com Royalty Free Music from Bensound - Bossa Nova Elevator

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BLACK MARKET

SIPHONS

100

Banana Forest
Take trees from the nearby Banana Forest in order to increase your supply.

ENHANCERS

100

Banana Fertilizer
This fertilizer causes banana trees to grow bananas twice as quickly.

MISCELLANEOUS

Name Change
Change your name to something else.

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Customize the appearance of the game!

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Toggle Idling
Generate bananas while the game is closed, at 0% of your usual rate.

Donations
Donate your bananas to the Banana Bank, or see how much people have given.

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Donate bananas to the Banana Bank.

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Welcome.

Where am I? What is this? Who are you?

Don't worry, . All will make sense soon.

What do you mean?

I shall explain. I am Peelout, the Banana God. You have entered the realm of Potas.

The realm of Potas?

Yes. Mortals know not of it, but your dedication to bananas has brought you here before me.

I just wanted to make some more bananas...

And that want for bananas has led you up to this point. Tell me, young soul. What is it that drives you to do all this? To make bananas? To hire monkeys and wizards? To pursue the most advanced of scientific research?

...I don't know.

You have not an answer for me?

I don't have an answer. I was just bored.

Very well, then. Perhaps if I recount the history of your plane, you will recall your purpose.

...Okay, then.

It all began so very long ago, when I awoke. I found myself in an empty world, one devoid of purpose. I, however, was the sole being. The sole semblance of purpose. And I knew that I was to create a world, one in which some would flourish.

You created the world?

Yes, I did. I shaped the earth, the heavens, and the oceans. I shaped the trees, the animals, the plants, the humans. But I was bored. I craved entertainment higher than the workings of nature.

Did you not have anyone else with you?

Oh, I was but the first of the gods. Of course some other gods would come to appear.

Are they not entertaining enough?

If I must be honest, they were nuisances. Nuisances skilled in creation and management, but nuisances nonetheless. Hence, I left them in charge of your realm's affairs, and departed for this other plane.

And so you came here to be in peace...

Yes. But the cruel mistress of Time marched on, and I began to succumb to the scourge of boredom. O, one can only entertain one's self for so long.

So then what did you do?

I created you, of course!

You created... me?

Yes! I destined you to inherit this world. Of course, I never told you that. But you remember having heard a voice speaking to you, no? One many years ago?

I... think I remember...

Tell me, , what did it say?

It said...
"Go on, , go and begin to create. Create bananas. Start a farm. Run a business. A republic. An empire. Make this a planet of bananas... For you are the lone traveler of this path..."

Ah, yes. That was me. Though I never told you that you were to inherit this world, I still gave you a direction to begin your training. O, look how far you've come! I believe you may be ready soon...

To inherit the world?

Perhaps not yet the whole world... but I believe that you are ready for something else. You are special, in that you have the potential to create anything you wish. Of course, this skill must be trained, but look how far you've come on just bananas! Perhaps you are ready for this...

Ready for what?

I bestow upon you... the title of a Banana Demigod. Not yet one of my posse, but I have faith in your ability. Go on, continue your training. Continue making bananas.

...

Is something wrong?

...I don't know how to feel about this.

Don't worry. You need not leave your loved ones behind. You will still be one of your own mortal plane, but I bestow upon you the ability to call on both myself and my posse, to generate bananas. Keep going with your banana ambititons, go as far as you want. I'll be waiting for you when you've ascended.

...

...Still speechless?

...I think I can feel my destiny. To become a Creator, like you. But for now, I think I'll focus on bananas. The rest of this can come later.

Good. Now go forth, ! Your realm awaits you!

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